The Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube posted this on april 1st. It’s an April Fools joke, yes, but daaaamnn…. how many takes did it take to do this without laughing I don’t know.
If you’ve ever watched any Carry On films with their numerous innuendos, you’ll understand the references.
Reminds me of my old job….
Source: dilbert.com/strip/201…
The biggest bombshell news in tech recently was that RedHat are being bought by IBM. And in one of the WhatsApp groups I’m in, someone posted this:
Have a giggle with this :-)
This is not going to end well….
(Source: www.commitstrip.com/en/2018/0…)
Evidently this guy thought he could jump the gate, but something didn’t clear it. ^_^
Composers have a tendency to make you jump.
Stravinsky’s Firebird has a slow, peaceful opening, then a really sudden BOOM. Evidently, a woman dozed off during this bit and got a fright.
[embed]www.youtube.com/watch
Disney also took this piece and added it their Fantasia 2000 sequence, and it looked brilliant. (L’oiseau de feu literally means “The Bird of Fire”)
The pains of cancelling a Virgin Media contract.
Cheezburger.com - Crafted from the finest Internets.
Brilliant humour
I should try this the next time someone asks to use my phone :P
Source: Tina Wants To Borrow Wally’s Phone - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-05-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Source: Craving Vacation - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Asok: No, and you’re a racist.
Boss: Here’s what he said on social media.
Asok: Okay, I’m in.
Source: Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-12-13 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
[embed]www.ted.com/talks/jam…
I love the way this guy toys with the spammers. Perhaps I should try doing it for a bit :)
Who needs ‘em? :D
Source: cheezburger.com/778501/tw…
For all of you still trying to find jobs. Have a read, and a laugh.
Even better, rap it out loud :D
Warning: contains swearing (obviously)
Cheezburger.com - Crafted from the finest Internets.
Source: Pull on a Hoodie and Rap Along to an Unemployed Man’s Genius - Cheezburger
[embed]www.youtube.com/watch
This video took the maker a year to create, but boy is it good :)
Check out his other videos.
Source: Meetings Are Dense - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-01-26 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Probably the best obit I’ve read in a long time. And the funniest too.
[embed]https://imgur.com/kO5VrYQ[/embed]
What would happen if Gordon Ramsey voiced Remy from Ratatouille?
(WARNING: Lots of bad language)
Anyone else reminded of the film “Scanners”?
Source: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
… when you realise you deleted the wrong folder and that folder you deleted was a system folder…
I just gotta share these :)
https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts
Hacker Scripts
Based on a true story:xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown… If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
xxx: So we’re sitting here, looking through his, uhm, “legacy”
xxx: You’re gonna love this
xxx:
smack-my-bitch-up.sh- sends a text message “late at work” to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.xxx:
kumar-asshole.sh- scans the inbox for emails from “Kumar” (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like “help”, “trouble”, “sorry” etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply “no worries mate, be careful next time”.xxx:
hangover.sh- another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like “not feeling well/gonna work from home” etc. Adds a random “reason” from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am.xxx: (and the oscar goes to)
fucking-coffee.sh- this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens an SSH session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has SSHD up and running) and sends some weird gibberish to it. Looks binary. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.xxx: holy sh*t I’m keeping those
Original: http://bash.im/quote/436725 (in Russian) Pull requests with other implementations (Python, Perl, Shell, etc) are welcome.
